Doing the Martini Math
Since we’re focused today on some of the differences between the sexes (math aptitude is not the only one), this item seems particularly appropriate for discussion at happy hour.
The A-6 Dude at “Dirty Martini” . . . Wait! Let’s contemplate this juxtaposition of labels for just a moment:
(You knew, of course, that Chester A. Arthur was the “Dude” President.)
A-6, being a dude (“American-English slang word generally used informally to address a male individual”), it’s just possible that his math skills are significantly higher than average. Or . . . significantly lower. You be the judge.
1. To find a Woman you need Time and Money. Therefore:
Woman = Time x Money
2. “Time is Money” so:
Time = Money
3. Therefore:
Woman = Money x Money
Woman = Money2
4. “Money is the root of all problems.”
Money = √Problems [square root of problems]
5. Therefore:
Woman = (√Problems)2
Woman = Problems
They are not likely to hire many male math professors for a while, so it’s good that A-6 Dude has found his niche in martinis, cigars, and aviation. He has a lot of martini recipes (some even using gin) and has just started a new site devoted entirely to martinis.
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